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Series Review: Wellington Paranormal

 

In 2014 the world was treated to the feature film comedy What We Do in The Shadows, a mock documentary of a film crew following a trio of vampires around Wellington New Zealand leading up to a major vampire celebration. It’s co-writer, Director, and one of the stars, Taika Waititi has gone on to create memorable movies such as Thor: Ragnarök and JoJo Rabbit. Here in the United States the first spin off of the successful vampire comedy was the Hulu television series What We Do in The Shadows which utilized the same mockumentary conceit but this time following three old-world vampires living in Staten Island. However New Zealand actually witnessed the first television series inspired by the mockumentary Wellington Paranormal.

Employing the same mockumentary style Wellington Paranormalfollows three officers of the Wellington Police Force as they investigate and deal with supernatural threats and occurrences in the city. The series combines the broad humor found in the original feature film with a satirical reproduction of the seriousness of programs such as COPS. The show’s principal characters are Officer Minogue partnered with Officer O’Leary played by Mike Minogue and Kate O’Leary respectively a pair of hapless but good-hearted officers hopelessly over their head in dealing with ghosts, vampires, and in the first episode of the season, demonic possession. The rough handheld camerawork mimicking the documentary style allows the series to utilized decent special effects while covering the for the television level of budget with quick pans and shaking visuals. While some of the humor is clearly based in local culture and geography and doesn’t translate to an American audience over all the series is funny and well worth the time.

Wellington Paranormal starting with the 1 season originally aired in New Zealand in 2018 plays on the CW Network with episodes becoming available on HBOMax the following day.

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Series Review: Katla

 

 

My sweetie-wife enjoys programming from Iceland, and this has expanded my cinematic and entertainment horizons with the latest being the enigmatic series Katla.

Katla is the largest volcano in Iceland and in the program Katla is had been erupting for a year when the first episode begins. The shows start with a woman covered in mud and ash climbing out from under the glacier and stumbling to a local station. The nearby town of Vik has been evacuated save for a few people maintaining the vulcanologists studying the eruption. The mysterious woman gives the name of a Swedish tourist who had visited Vik some twenty years earlier. Soon other strange occurrences begin happening. Dead ravens are seen alive again and people who are missing or known to be dead and buried appear in the area, again covered in the mud and ash of the eruption. The reappearance of the dead, missing, and long departed persons reopens traumatic memories and familial divisions with the people surviving the brutal conditions at the volcano’s base.

I haven’t yet finished the series and so I reserve final judgment. Endings are critical and something as atmospheric and mysterious as Katla depends heavily on a satisfying conclusion.

That said I am very much enjoying the series. It is well produced, every frame carries mood and tone far beyond the simple spoken word and the air is not only thick with ash and gas from the volcano but with tension, secrets, and menace. Katla is not an action series but one that builds slowly over its episodes as we follow disparate characters struggling with mysteries with the viewers the only ones having all the clues.

Katla is currently streaming exclusively on Netflix.

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Wasting Wesley

 

Just a quick note from my writer’s desk on how the production of Star Trek: The Next Generation wasted their opportunity with the character Wesley Crusher. This is not about the use or abuse of the character’s skills and talents used to save the ship, much has been said on that issue and having a ‘tech save’ of any plot is bad writing anyway. No, this about the way the character could have fit into the show as a writing tool that would have be unique.

Wesley was introduced as Dr. Crusher’s son and not as a crew member of the new Enterprise, existing outside of the ship’s chain-of command. However fairly quickly the character was ‘upgraded’ to an acting ensign and from that point one was functionally crew.

This was a mistake.

As a person outside of the command his relationship with everyone else would have been unique. Characters would interact and say things to someone outside of the command that they could never ever speak to someone occupying a place under them in the chain-of-command. This could have been a wonderful tool to explore characters’ inner lives as they open up about themselves in a way that they would not have with a junior ensign. One of the hardest writing tasks is getting a character to reveal their inner truths especially in a military or pseudo-military setting. Instead, the character of Wesley becomes disposable because he doesn’t’ sever any vital plot or story function that couldn’t be performed by someone else.

 

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Blake’s 7

 

From 1978, one year after the KT Event in science-fiction/Fantasy know as Star Wars, until 1981 the BBC ran a weekly sf adventure program Blake’s 7.

In the distant future, exactly how distant is left quite vague, humanity has spread out across the star and Earth sits atop the corrupt and oppressive Federation. The various planets of the Federation vary wildly from colonies that have fallen into savagery to the technologically advanced drugged and despotic Earth. Blake, after discovering that some of his memories are manufactured, joins with a freedom movement seeking to overthrow the Federation. IT goes badly and after a stint on a prison ship he eventually escapes with other prisoners comes into possession of an advanced alien starship. Now armed with comrades, some of quite questionable loyalty, and the most advanced craft in the galaxy but only this one, he launches a quixotic quest to bring down the tyranny that has its boot on the face of humanity.

Pitched as The Dirty Dozen in space Terry Nation’s Blake’s 7 was a dark and cynical science-fiction series that suffered from chronic budgetary shortfalls, the BBC has given them the budget of the show previously in that time slot a police procedural, along with wildly inconsistent characters and tones, but managed to evoke a unique sensibility that holds a fanbase to this day more than 40 years later. With fewer episodes than the original run of Star Trek, a mere 52 compared to 76, and mired in rights issues that has stymied all attempts at a revival so common to other properties beloved by fans, Blake’s 7 hasn’t even gotten a proper US DVD release. But still, it’s fandom continue watching and re-watching the series adoring its flawed production, it’s surprisingly dark turns, and its chaotic churn of characters and actors. Season, or as the Brits call it Series, 4 ended on a dark a deadly cliffhanger that serves perfectly as a doomed ending to the insane quest for freedom. When other SF properties were leaving the 70s and its cynicism Blake’s 7 embraced a vision of the future that foretold that humanity would remain a flawed, petty, greedy, and occasionally noble species.

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Buffy’s Broken World Building

 

The feature film Buffy the Vampire Slayer made little impression upon the world and vanished with little notice but the television series that followed became a cultural sensation skyrocketing its show runner Joss Whedon into celebrated creator status that only recently crashed back to Earth with scandal and controversy.

Running for seven seasons, the first five being well made with the final two in my opinion suffering from turnover in the writing that’s that severely damaged the integrity of the series the series followed the trial and adventures of Buffy Summer the titular Slayer a young woman mystically selected to protect the world from demon, supernatural threats, chiefly vampires.

In the pilot episode Buffy’s watcher Giles explains that contrary to legend the world did not start out as a paradise but rather was thoroughly infested with demons who were eventually dimensionally expelled with the Slayer now the appointed guardian of the barrier between the demon dimension and our own. A clear and unambiguous refuting of Christian cosmology. (One that Whedon in the audio commentary for the episode said he expected to initiate a flood of letters and complaints that somehow never arrived.) Dismissing Christian cosmology for your won is perfectly acceptable world building and, in many cases, a preferrable one but it left the series with an unanswerable question.

Why do crosses repel vampires?

It is not because there is any actual truth behind the symbol, Gile’s ‘actual’ history dispels that possibility. It also cannot be because the user has actual faith that powers the repulsion as when it became necessary to mystically revoke a vampire invitation to Willow’s home a required element was a cross on the wall and not a symbol from Willow’s Jewish faith.

This also raises the question about historical vampires from before the common era. In pre-Christian Rome or other parts of antiquity there were slayers and vampires did the cross repel them even before the advent of Christianity?

I know that these may seem like pedantic and pointless questions. After all it was just a TV series and used as the basis for much of its mythology concepts incorporated into vampire lore from a struggling Irish stage manager and a century of horror films, but it is exactly these sort of the backstory question that bedevil my mind. I would invite you if you were writing vampire stories to ask these sorts of questions and think deeper on the why of your mythology and not simply copy and paste from a century of cinema.

 

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Star Trek the Noir

 

I recently re-watched the Original Series episode The Conscience of the King in which Kirk must discover if the leader of a traveling actor troop is in reality a mass murderer who has escape justice.

As indicated by the title taken from Hamlet the scrip has numerous references to the Bard and his works but on this viewing I was taken by just how much the episode leaned into the conventions of film noir.

The story’s spine is a mystery with Kirk playing the role of the detective, searching for clues amongst a forest of lies and deception. He is enamored by a mysterious beauty who ultimately proves to be quite lethal a near perfect femme fatale. The obvious answer to the mystery turns out to be only near correct with a final act twist that reveals a darker and more tragic answer to the series of murders.

In addition to the thematic and plot elements that line up so perfectly with noir that series, though still displaying the bright television set selling colors, Finnerman the director of photography still manages to utilize shadow through the episode giving it a darker image befitting the story.

In my opinion there is no doubt that Star Trek’s The Conscience of the King is film noir.

 

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Reconnecting: The Wire

 

A number of years ago my friend Brian popped over for a weekend of gaming and afterwards pulled out some DVDs he had brought along and thus was my introduction to HBO’s Cops and Druggies drama The Wire.

Set in Baltimore in 2002, when the series aired, The Wireparticularly the first season focused on a special police unit established to investigate and charge a local drug lord. What set The Wire apart from so many other crime and police shows was its intense dedication of depicting the reality of crime and policing on the streets of Baltimore. It is a police show where the police officers never engage in gun battles with the bad guys and are more often screwed over by departmental politics than and clever criminal conniving. Equally the drug dealers, from the teens on the corner to the masterminds are fully realized three dimensional characters removed from a simplistic portrayal of either being all good or all bad with the same humanity shown to the addicts trapped in their wretched lives. The Wire showed us people trapped in system not of their own making and which curtailed their choices and both police and criminals made choices that were both good and bad. After the first season the focus drifted a bit and while always interesting that lack of clear intent did seem to diminish the series.

Two weeks ago, I queued up the first episode intending simply to watch a few minutes before heading off the sleep. Instead, I was sucked into the intense personal drama and now I am watching an episode a night. I shall likely drop this re-watch once the season ends but it is good to see that quality acting, production, and writing remain irresistible nearly twenty years after its creation.

The Wire streams on HBOMax and HBO.

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Fixing Zemo’s Retcon

 

 

Recently in the Disney+ MCU show The Falcon and The Winter Solider the villain from Captain America: Civil War, Helmut Zemo, returned as a reoccurring character.

Civil War presented Zemo as secret police/security officer from the fictional nation of Sokovia that had been devastated by the event of Avengers: Age of Ultron and seeking revenge upon the Avengers for the death of his wife and family.

TFaTWS returned Zemo closer to his comic book version letting the audience know that he was wealthy, an aristocrat and held the title of Baron.

Many people have felt that this directly contradicts the earlier presentation of Zemo breaking the MCU’s continuity.

This is an easy fix to make both Zemo’s seamlessly into one coherent character.

Zemo as a young man met and fell hopelessly in love with a woman a low social standing. His tradition  bound aristocratic family refused to accept a person of ‘low birth’ into their arms and Zemo walked away from his wealth, his privileges, and his family to be with his love. Starting a family of his own and building his own life and losing all that in the Avengers’ war on Ultron. Grief and revenge drove him to the event of Civil War and after cooling his heels in prison and basking the publicly fractured Avengers he reunited with his family and the Bucky brought him into the current crisis.

You may now use this as your ‘head canon.’

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A Most Disappointing Continuation

 

This contains spoilers for The Umbrella Academy season 2.

 

Last week I posted about how I dislike cliffhangers prompted by the season one cliffhanger from The Umbrella Academy, a series that I had very much enjoyed and found a non-ending frustrating.

I watched the season two opener and my reaction transformed from frustration to irritation. Season 1 centered on two major plot threads, an end of the world apocalypse in seven days and the secret behind Vanya’s lack of superpowers. They resolve when her powers induced the end of the world with the moon’s destruction but all of our central characters, including Vanya, escape into the past to continue their quest to save the world from the apocalypse they failed to prevent. Okay, the story’s not over and we continue this fight, right?

Wrong.

The characters are scattered from 1960 through 1963 Dallas, with 1963 being the time of an all-out Soviet invasion and nuclear war. Five, the character who brought scattered them through time, is informed that they had to stop this nuclear war and they have just ten days to do it and he’s plopped down in Dallas with that ten-day countdown. Oh, and Vanya’s forgotten who she is and what she can do.

So, the story has not resolved in any manner the central plot from season one but has recycled the plot into a ‘new’ apocalypse with another very limited window to prevent it and no actionable information and it has reset Vanya back to her starting position.

What the fuck kind of story telling is this?

I ant complete stories, not cheats and handwaving like a bad roleplay game adventure that suddenly changed gamemasters. Finish one story before starting another and when you do start another crib something other than the plot you failed to complete.

 

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I Dislike Cliffhangers

I Dislike Cliffhangers

 

Recently, that is over the last few weeks, a friend and I started watching the Netflix Original Series, The Umbrella Academy,a series about a set of people all born on the same day, collected/adopted by a wealthy mysterious eccentric mand and turned into a crime fighting superpowered group before internal dissention ripped them apart. Now, as adults the enhanced individuals must reunite, overcome their personal and interpersonal issues, solve the enigmatic death of the adopted father and oh save the world from an apocalypse coming in just seven days.

*Some spoilers ahead*

Overall, I have really enjoyed the show. The production values at top shelf, the performances perfectly walk that line between realistic believable characters and comic book excess, and the plotting moves along at a snappy pace while still taking time to explore who each of these characters really is. All in all, well worth the time to watch.

But.

Season one ends on a cliffhanger and I truly despise that.

Modern television seems to have become infected with the season cliffhanger from the cultural event that was ‘Who Shot JR?’ on Dallas back in the 80s and the disease has spread wide and far particularly into genre shows and with the advent of long-form storytelling it metastasized.

I have no issues with dangling out plot threads to be picked up and following seasons. That’s pure addictive junk food and should be encouraged but promising a resolution to a central story and at the last moment yanking it back like Lucy with the football is simply cruel, capricious, and crappy. If I have invested ten hours of my time, or my life, watching your art then at the end I want you freakin’ art to be complete.

Again, this is not a rant against the concept of series or a plea to return to the artificiality of solely episodic story telling. Pratchett’s Discworld novels are one of my beloved reads and each book builds upon the previous in its storyline, but each book is also whole and complete. When I finish one, I have been told a tale that has a beginning middle and an end.

An End.

Aye, there’s the rub. I have a strong opinion that the ending of a story is where the purpose and reason for the story exists. It is why we experienced the story to have that moment of catharsis or epiphany or loss that gives the tale its meaning and its power a cliffhanger robs the audience/reader of that promise and that release.

 

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