Category Archives: Horror

The Final Girls

Taking a break from discussing the pandemic and inept responses to it I’m going to talk about a film you can rent streaming right now The Final Girls.

A ‘final girl’ is the remaining character in a slasher film that defeats the slasher during the movies climax and the film The Final Girls is a horror/comedy directly parodying the tropes and clichés of the mass-produced movies of the 80s slasher craze.

Horror and comedy are difficult genres to combine and honestly most of the time this is attempted it fails for me. In my opinion it tends to work best in one of two modes.

  • If you front load the comedy and drop it out nearly entirely once the threats turn lethal then you have a horror film with strong comedic overtones and that can work.
  • Exaggerated comedy throughout the piece but then the threats must remain low or be negated by the final resolution.

The Final Girls is an example of the second approach and the filmmakers manage to pull it off.

Max (Taissa Farmiga) is the daughter of an actress who made a particularly bad slasher film in the mid-80s, Camp Bloodbath, but her mother has passed away and Max has been unable to cope with her loss. Pressured by a friend she and her friend attend a revival screening of her mother’s horror film but during a theater fire they flee through the screen and end up inside Camp Bloodbath. Using their knowledge of slasher clichés and dealing with character limited by their stereotypes Max and her friends must survive to the end when the ‘final girl’ can dispatch the slasher and they can return home all while Max learns to deal with her mother’s death.

Written by M.A. Fortin and Joshua Miller and directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson The Final Girls is a fast, funny comedy with a sentimental heart. The parody aspect speaks filmmakers that have a deep affection for the genre and plays with the clichés and tropes without ever ‘punching down’ at the fans of slasher movies. Using a structure much like The Wizard of Oz, the movies turns on a central character and her journey to a fantastic realm while giving just enough character growth and change to keep the entire movie from feeling pointless. It possesses some of the best modest budget CGI I have seen and it light enough on the violence to keep it campy and over the top rather than graphic and gory.

Overall this is a nice piece of entertainment that is worth watching and may help keep your mind of more realistic horrors

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Streaming Review: The Babysitter

Saturday evening after the customary board and card games a friend and I settled in and watched The Babysitter on Netflix. I had seen the preview but my friends went in cold know only that it was a horror/comedy. Horror/Comedy is a tough gig to get correct, but I think The Babysitter landed pretty much on target.

The Babysitter stars Samara Weaving, (Ready or Night, Picnic at Hanging Rockthe Series) as the titular character babysitter Bee but the protagonist of the piece is 12-year-old Cole. A young geeky boy fearful of nearly everything and foundering in the turbulent seas of adolescence. Bee and Cole have a terrific relationship with Bee giving Cole many important life lessons. However, on a weekend when his parent have left for him for a few days in Bee’s care and encouraged by a friend, Cole stays up past his bedtimes to discover just what it is that Bee does when he is asleep. The answer turns out to be leading a Satanic Cult complete with human sacrifices. Cole is thrust in a life and death conflict with the cult while coming to terms with his own fears and his shattered relationship with Bee.

The Babysitter is absurdist comedy with director McG taking liberal advantage of the screen format to play with expectations. Despite the over the top nature of the premise and the comedy McG and the screenwriters Brian Duffield take the time to ensure that every payoff is well established before its on screen arrival, delivering an enjoyable romp about growing up and learning to face and conquer your fears.

While there is a fair amount of fake blood used in this production the violence is more cartoonish than slasher and this is a movie well worth streaming.

 

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Things to Watch

So recently I discovered the Shockwaves Podcast, a weekly shows about horror and things going on in the world of media horror with a principle focus on film. Near the end of last month they did a show looking back on what they felt were the 10 best horror movies of the 2010s. Now since there were 4 hosts and each had their own top ten list that was a potential 40 films. Given that they did not coordinate their lists there were duplicates so I think the total come sin closed to the top 26 horror film in their opinions. They did not publish the listings in the show notes and so I had to compile it myself so I cannot attribute the listing to the host that gave them, but here’s their opinion.

10. It Follows

10. Bone Tomahawk

10. Dream Home

10. Detention (2011)

 

9. I Saw the Devil

9.Starry Eyes

9. Train to Busan  

9. Annihilation

 

8. Sinister

8. Demon

8. The Final Girls

8. What we do in the Shadows

 

7.  Train to Busan      

7.  A Dark Song

7. The Witch        

7. Attack the Block

 

6. Insidious

6.  Evil Dead

6. Sinister

6. Green Room

 

5. What we do in the Shadows

5. Autopsy of Jane Doe   

5. It Follows

5. Train to Busan

 

4. Mandy

4. Get Out   

4. Hereditary     

4. Autopsy of Jane Doe

 

3.  Cabin in the Woods 

3. Blackcoats Daughter

3. Get Out          

3. Kill List

 

2. Get Out    

2. Kill List

2. Cabin in the Woods

2. The  Babadook

 

1. The Conjuring

1. It Follows   

1. Evil Dead (remake)

1. Black Swan

 

 

The only list I can positively identify is the 4th and final entry in each column which are the selections by Dr Rebekah McKendry. As the only woman on the podcast her voice was easy to track. I have seen several of these films and agree with some of the listings. Entries in bold I have seen both Bold and Italics I own. The rest I have more to track down and watch.

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The Pain of Self-Rejecting

Recently I was invited to participate in an anthology and I submitted a short horror story. The editor returned with notes and suggestions for changes to the story but like its dark cruel ending.

Sadly, the changes felt ‘a bridge too far’ for my vision of the story and what it needed to achieve my goals. So, I have withdrawn the story from consideration for the anthology.

This is the first time I have run aground on this particular shoal in the treacherous sea of publishing. It’s not the editor’s fault, they are not wrong because as the person putting together the anthology  it must reflect their taste and their vision for what works in speculative fiction. I am not wrong. I have a very clear idea and vision for how this story and how horror stories work to me. It is simply a conflict of different artistic takes and vision.

I am not naming the anthology or the editor. This isn’t about complaining, whining, or bitching but a recognition that sometimes things simply can’t be made to work out for all parties involved.

I wish them the best and now the story will sail off into the storm of submission once more.

 

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Weekend Horror Film: The Vault

Saturday night after the close of the current session of the Space Opera game I run for friends, yes, Space Opera the RPG system from Fantasy Games Unlimited we’re doing throwback to the 80’s for our RPG’s this time around, I watched the horror movie The Vault.

The film came up on Netflix as a recommendation and I was intrigued enough to add it to my growing queue. The premise is that a gang of bank robbers having taken customers and employees hostage during a robbery are suddenly faced with a supernatural threat from the bank’s haunted vault. Starring Francesca Eastwood and James Franco The Vault is a modest to low budget movie that tries the make the most of it limited setting. Overall, I wasn’t bored during the film’s brief 90-minute run time, which fit perfectly with my tired and ready to do nothing mindset after an evening of gamemastering. Ms. Eastwood was perfectly fine as the leader of the small gang who have been driven by desperation, circumstance, and greed into that crime. Mr. Franco plays the bank’s assistance manager who, in a bid to keep the robbers who are edgy and not fully in control of themselves, assists the robbers with vital codes and information about a large score in the bank’s old secret vault.

Haunted is the right word because The Vault is a ghost story and as with most ghost stories there is a secret that must be unraveled before the circumstances of the plot can be fully understood. There was one set-up involving a robbery from 1982 and a masked killer that was never captured or unmasked that caused me to guess wrong about one of the twists and I actually liked that. The twist that was revealed worked and played fair. The greatest fault in the movie is that the director or editor showed too much too soon. There’s a sequence where some of the robbers have been separated and one is confronted by spectral figures while others watch on the bank’s security monitors. The characters watching on the monitors do not see the ghosts and I think the film would have had great tension if the audience had not seen them yet either. If like the witnessing characters, we couldn’t understand of fully hear the attack but frequent cuts to the action and the supernatural violence stripped the sequence of all tension.

Still for a late-night brain mostly off evening The Vault was perfectly serviceable. It is not overly graphic but there is blood and effect work that may disturb some.

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Posting will be irregular

At my day-job the busy period has started and with it tons of that sweet sweet overtime money so my posting here will be hit or miss.

Today enjoy this movie trailer for the dark horror movie version of a beloved television classic. While the pilot of the original series was a dark ‘monkey’s paw’ sort of thing this if straight up horror.

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Movie Review: The Lighthouse

Robert Eggers, the writer and director of 2015’s Puritan nightmare The Witch,  is back with another historic tale of terror.  The Lighthouse set in the 1890’s, is a film about two men on a desolate and distance rock of an island stationed as lighthouse keepers. Willem Defoe plays Thomas Wake, the senior lighthouse keep, a sea dog retired by injury but for whom the love of the sea has never subsided. Robert Patterson plays Ephraim Winslow, the young and junior man learning the trade and subject to Wake’s order and whim.

Filmed in stark black-and-white, it’s been reported that the film stock had to be manufactured in order for the camera to roll on this production, and with a tight compressed aspect ratio  The Lighthouse  is a confined claustrophobic movie with a stark spare setting contrasted with expansive performances by both Defoe and Patterson the threaten to shatter the frame. The photography is deliberately disorienting as sea, fog, and land blend in endless greys heightening the sense that the rest of the world as vanished over the horizon and that for these men there is nothing but the grueling work, their own clashes of personality, and the ever encroaching madness. The combination of Egger’s passion for historical detail, the bleak black and white cinematography, along with the ever present fog horn create a verisimilitude that absorbs the audience into the film’s reality.

Hallucinatory and with an unreliable narrator The Lighthouse  is not standard mass-market movie making. People who are expecting kills, jump scares, and a spot of violence every ten minutes are sailing for disappointment with this film. Closer in kin to David Lynch or Cronenberg’s Videodrome, The Lighthouse is a tale of madness and isolation that is powered by the stellar performances trapped with its close quarters. Much like Egger’s previous film The Witch  this movie is not easily accessible and is likely to spark a sharp divide between its critical reception and general audience reactions. Though not as symbolic as Lynch, Egger’s film requires active interpretation by the audience with scene after scene that depicts the tenuous grasp of sanity and its loss as the isolation breaks each man in his own manner. Personally I was more thrilled with The Witch on my first viewing but now even eight hours later I find the sounds and images of The Lighthouseto be haunting my thoughts and provoking deeper contemplation. It is a film that cannot be fully assessed with a single viewing and mark’s Eggers as a talent of bold cinema that is willing to color well outside of the lines.

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It! The Terror From Beyond Space

Continuing my run of films best suited for the month of October last night, after a very frustrating day dealing with AT&T technical support, I watched 1958’s It! The Terror From Beyond Space. This movie along with Planet of the Vampires,  in which no vampires appear, is one of the direct predecessors to 1979’s amazing and classic film Alien. Written by Jerome Bixby It! Pits the crew of a spaceship against a deadly and unstoppable monstrous alien that has stowed away aboard their rocket.

The first Mars expedition has ended in disaster with all communication lost after the ship reached Mars. The film opens with a voice over explaining that the second expedition has rescued the narrator, the sole survivor of the doomed first, and is taking him back to Earth to face trial for the murder of he fellow crew in a bid to survive the harsh and unforgiving Martian environment. It’s not long before the alien stow away make itself known and the crew begin their retreat deck by deck from its lethal assaults. This exploration/rescue mission is stocked with cases of grenades, endless 45 semi-automatic pistols, home made gas bombs, and even a bazooka that is fired off in the cramp confines of the bridge but nothing stops or even hampers the creature’s attacks.  Two of the ten cast members are women but even for 1958 this movie is out right sexist with the ladies forced to serve dinner and coffee while providing only the barest of plot of character motivations, and with the younger, of course, thrust into a needless love triangle because that’s why females characters exist in movies.

Despite its cheesiness It! Manages to score what might be a few important moments in cinema history. Between stolen model designs and sequences the climax of the film may very well represent the first cinematic explosive decompression. The basic set up was one of the films that inspired Dan O’Bannon when he started out crafting the script to Alien and that lineage is stark and clear. Without this mostly forgettable film we would have never been introduced to Ellen Ripley.

 

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The Spanish Language Dracula

The twin monster hits Frankenstein  and Dracula  made Universal Studios the home of horror in the 1930 thru the 1950s and stars of Boris Karloff and Bella Lugosi but a lesser know film of that same year that is worth viewing is the Spanish Language version of Universal’s Dracula.

While the principal cast and crew came in during the day and filmed the now classic 1931 Dracula during the evening hours an entirely different crew and cast, using the same set and script, albeit in Spanish, filmed a version for the Spanish language world. This version is often included as bonus content on Blu-rays and better collections featuring the Lugosi Dracula. Considered lost until the 1970’s when a print was discovered and fully restored.

With more daring costuming and a more sensual atmosphere this edition has fans around the world. It is interesting to compare the leads in each film. Lugosi, of course became a star, though of course his terrible drug addiction, first caused for pain treatment for wound he suffered in World War I, severely damaged his career and outside of the Spanish film world Carlos Villarias is virtually unknown. An interesting element to Villarias’ performance is that it strikes dramatically different tones as the characters shifts between charming and vampiric. When he is suave and sophisticated Villarias’ performance strikes me as superior to Lugosi’s, effortless carrying off the easy confidence and command of a person infused with his or her own sense of nobility. However when the blood lust and thirst takes the character Villarias’ performance becomes so overly expressed with his eyes bulging wide and his face contorting into strange expressions that the performance becomes comic and far inferior to Lugosi’s classic composure.

 

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Streaming Review: Revenge

Released in 2017 Revenge  is a French movie about Jen (Matilda Lutz) her rich married boyfriend Richard (Kevin Janssens) and his pair of hunter pals Stan and Dimitri. Jen has flown with Richard to his isolated landed estate in the desert for a weekend affair but their assignation is interrupted by the early arrival of Stan and Dimitri who are to accompany Richard on a hunting trip. After an evening of music, dancing, and drink, Richard departs for business and while left alone Jen is raped by Stan and Dimitri does nothing to stop the assault. Richard attempts to buy Jen’s silence with a check but things spiral out of control until it becomes a fight for survival and revenge with Jen pitted against the three men.

Over all I found Revenge  to have not lived up to its hype. I remember hearing about from corners of my film community and it even played at a local micro-theater but I never got the chance to see it until watching it in Shudder. Despite being directed by a woman, Coralie Fargeat, the staging, costuming, and framing of Matilda Lutz struck me as overly objectifying. I never fully engaged empathically with Jen, her terrible plight, or her struggle and I think that comes down to two major factors. The first is the leering nature of the photography it seemed to constantly present Jen only something of a sexual desire keeping me at a distance from her as a character. The second major reason for my emotional disconnection is my shattering of disbelief when presented with unreal and impossible physical damage that characters not only survive and but remain fighting functional. It would appear that the scriptwriter has never been exposed to the concept of internal bleeding or exactly why you can’t run with your major abdominal muscles torn or ruptured.

My viewing coming quickly after another recent film on Shudder  about a young woman who has to survive after a terrible assault I could not help but compare this with The Corpse of Anna Fritz. Anna Fritz  while produced on a much smaller budget and with far fewer sequences of action, was a film where I never lost a tense and fearful emotional connection with the character of Anna. Watching Revenge  I was mostly bored but during Anna Fritz I was engaged and concerned, desperately hoping for Ann to escape this unjust and unfair situation. There is far more nudity in Anna Fritz  and yet it is presented in a manner that did not feel leering or objectifying but rather exposed and terrifying.

I cannot recommend Revenge and if you have Shudder  go with Anna Fritz  instead.

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