So last weekend I was playing around with the Garage Band software that comes with my apple computer.

Now understand that I have absolutely no training or education in the fields of music or musical composition. Anyway Garage Band has loops of music pieces that you can lay down as track. You can mix the tracks and do all sorts of interesting things with them I had laid down a drumbeat and was playing around with other pre-recorded instrumental tracks.

The results were apparently not to my sweetie-wife’s ear. Her comment was that I should leave music to ‘professionals.’

I take it as a consolation that she has never said a similar thing about my prose.